A Propper Goldfish Burial

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was doing, he politely asked: “What are you up to there Tim?”

“My Goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbour was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied: “That’s because he’s inside the stupid cat.”