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One day a rich man went away on a course. He rented a room in a five star hotel. As there was a computer in his room , he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However he accidentally typed in the wrong address and sent the e-mail to a widdow who had just […]
A nurse is recommending that people throw will parties before they die in a new handbook aimed at making death more straightforward and open. Susan Morris who lives in Somers Town, has contributed to the National Death Handbook. “Bereavement is one of the main causes of debt in the UK” she said. “People don’t plan their […]
A Swedish inventor had designed a coffin with built in stero for music fans, who do not wish to rest in peace. People can compile playlists before they die and tracks will be streamed into their casket with a touch screne gravestone menu for mourners.
A vintage double decker bus took Kieth Jarvis’s coffin to the crematorium, along with his family and friends. Keith had never driven and had always travelled by bus so it was fitting that he should travel this way on his final journey.
When conducting a funeral service I always begin by asking people to check that their mobile phones are switch off. Recently I had a very embarrassing situation occur. We were ten minutes into our 20 minute slot when suddenly loud, jingling music filled the chapel. Thinking it was the Wesley system gone crazy I pressed […]
Drop in for an evening of life, death, contemplation and of course delicious cake! We meet on the last Tuesday of each month with the exception of December. Please arrive at 5.45 for a prompt 6.00 pm start – 8 pm Venue: Pretty Things, 4 Park Place Horsham, RH12 1DG We ask that you choose from […]
For those wishing to leave this world in ‘Del Boy’ style, it is now possible. This yellow Reliant van complete with ‘Trotters Independent Trading’ logo, could be an appropriate exit for fans of TV’s favourite wheeler dealer – and is now available for hire. This crazy ‘Trotters hearse brings a smile to everyone’s faces even in […]
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTHERN TEXAS COUNSELLED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKL A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 […]
What happens when we die, a young boy asked his mother? Mother replied; “we turn to dust.” The boy contemplated this fact for a while and replied: “Mum, I think there’s someone either coming or going under my bed !”
Dust if you must, but wouldn’t it be better to paint a picture or write a letter, bake a cake or plant a seed? Ponder the difference between want and need. Dust if you must but there’s not much time, with rivers to swim and mountains to climb, music to hear and books to […]
Jean is a OneSpirit minister & celebrant near Horsham. She creates & helps people plan loving and heartfelt ceremonies to mark life’s milestones.