I was testing children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them:  ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?’
‘NO!’ the children answered.
‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?’
Again, the answer was ‘NO!’
‘If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband.
would that get me into heaven?’
Again, they all answered ‘NO!’
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued:
‘Then how can I get into heaven?’
A little boy shouted out: ‘YUV GOTTA BE DEAD!’