Entries by Jean

Epitaphs

Here lies a wife, of two husbands bereft; Robert on her right, Richard on her left. *** Mary Nicols is my name, Ireland is my nation Catholic Church is my belief,

A Costly Funeral

Following her husband’s funeral Ruby’s friend commented; ‘that, that was the most spectacular funeral she had ever been to, and that it must have cost a fortune.’

A Celtic Blessing

May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face. May the rain fall soft upon your field’ And until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand.

A Cardiologist’s Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life… A huge heart…. covered in flowers stood behind the

The Seagull

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. ‘Daddy, what happened to him?’ The boy asked ‘He died and went to Heaven,’ the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and […]

I’m Fine Thank You

I’m Fine Thank You There is nothing the matter with me I’m as healthy as can be. I have arthritis in both my knees And when I talk, I talk with

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.When an animal dies who has been especially close to someone they go to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and they are warm and comfortable.